Spinning Tales Fiber
Jeff the Accountant
Jeff the Accountant
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It’s Jeff, the Accountant! Teller of enthralling tales, wearer of beard-bows, and absolute no-nothing when it comes to the concept of passive aggression!
It’s hard to miss this brilliantly bright purple, undertoned with an almost fluorescent lavender, that fades into a deep turquoise as a reminder that for everywhere Jeff the Accountant goes, Sir Godfrey Thornrose goes too.
Available for pre-order on all our bases; orders will ship 4-6 weeks after preorder window closes!
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Julia Sock: Squishy, soft, and all-around dependable, our favorite 75%/25% merino/nylon blend is really the perfect yarn for all your sock, shawl, colorwork, and modular knitting needs! 463yds/100g; 7-8sts/in on #1-3 needles
Mariah Sparkle Sock: The same great squish and bounce as our Julia Sock, now with 100% more extra sparkle and glitter! Our Mariah Sparkle Sock is a 70% superwash merino/25% nylon/5% silver stellina blend that guarantees your project stands out in the crowd! 462 yds/100g; 7-8sts/in on #1-3 needles
Taylor Superwash DK: One of the house favorites here at Spinning Tales, our lusciously soft DK is 100% superwash merino and is the ideal choice for everything from sweaters to stuffies and everything in between. 246 yds/100g; 5.5-6 sts/in on #4-5 needles
Naomi Superwash Worsted: A workhorse yarn, our Naomi Worsted is a 100% merino superwash, meaning it’s got all the stitch definition and gentle springiness a knitter’s heart desires, while still holding up well to the wear of daily life. 220yds/100g; 4.5-5sts/in on #6-9 needles
Please wind yarn into a ball or cake before use. If you don’t have the ability or desire to do that, feel free to have us do it for you!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping is available for domestic orders over $100 and international orders over $200. Discount applies automatically at checkout.
Orders may be returned, unopened, within 14 days of receiving your order, for either refund or replacement. Refunds will be made as soon as Spinning Tales receives the return order, and will not include shipping fees. Any opened or manipulated yarn cannot be returned. Sale items or custom orders cannot be returned. Please contact me at spinningtalesfiber@gmail.com if you would like to make a return or exchange.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
**All yarn is hand dyed in a tobacco-free, dog-friendly environment (although the old girl isn’t allowed anywhere near the yarn)
** Please wind yarn into a ball or cake before use. If you don’t have the ability or desire to do that, feel free to have us do it for you!
** While we have taken every effort to ensure that our photographs come across true-to-color, variance between monitors is unavoidable, so please be aware colors may vary slightly upon arrival.
** As with all hand dyed yarns, colors will vary from skein to skein, even amongst those in the same dye lot. Because of this, it is recommended that you alternate skeins through larger projects.
** A small amount of dye run is to be expected in the first wash; please wash on its own for the first time. It is recommended that all yarns be laid flat to dry; superwash yarns may be machine washed on a gentle cycle while nonsuperwash yarns should be washed by hand in cold water.
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Free Shipping
Free shipping is available for domestic orders over $100 and international orders over $200. Discount applies automatically at checkout.
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Hassle-Free Exchanges
Orders may be returned, unopened, within 14 days of receiving your order, for either refund or replacement. Refunds will be made as soon as Spinning Tales receives the return order, and will not include shipping fees. Any opened or manipulated yarn cannot be returned. Sale items or custom orders cannot be returned.